Vaal River Canoe Marathon – the other story……

Ja Boet, die Granite Quarries Vaal Marathon het plaasgevind die naweek 7 en
8 November ek se’ – ons het kliphard geroei, ek se’.

Ons het afgery Barrage  toe met ‘n goei span seconds – my eie voortuig Toyota Carolla en ‘n Ford  bakkie as back up my broer, die chick in die Ford het ‘n ander roeispan se  voertuig by SmilingThru gekry. So ja, ons kom daaraan gekom 20 minute voor  die wegspring, klok in, kry boot af, trek kit aan, sit K2 op skouers, trap  af tot by die revier, sit boot in die water, klim in en roei tot by die  wegspring.

Die hele back up span staan op die wal vir ons en waai – my  dogter kleinseun beste vriendin haar ou, hulle skreeu vir ons by die  wegspring. Maar ja boet, let me tell you about this pub – it is the  Jakkalsgat Pub and Grill, hierdie is ‘n moerse pub, jy stap daarin en daar  is twee kameelperde se koppe weeskante van die ingang, this is a camel  horse, this is a special animal, the other animals chow the shrubs and  grass on the ground where they poep, the camel horse don’t smaak to eet  poep with his food so he only eats the leaves on top of the trees.

Maar ja,  back to the Granite Vaal. So ons roei die plat water tot by Benoude Boude,  waar die die destyds se boer die buurman se seun se boude bo-op sy dogter  gesien het, daars nie water nie, daars net klippe ek se’ jy kan kies waar
jy wil oorgly, as jy vas sit dan klim jy uit.

Maar ja there in the  Jakkalsgat Pub, we order a dop, every second bar stool is ‘n perd se saal,  a saddle for a horse not for a camel horse, and there is sawdust on the  floor and the blonde barmaid throws peanuts in the shells on the the floor  and the hoender haan comes in with all the hoenders ek se’.

But back to the  granite race – we had a lekker paddle to Goosebay Weir, we went over there,  thanks marshal standing on the wall hitting the exact line with his stick,  with our whole back up team cheering us on, ja boet they found a road to  get to get there, that ment so much to us, ek se’. In the Jakkalsgat pub my  missus wants to go to the bathroom and there is a hoenderhaan wat voor die  spiee’l staan en pronk. Toe sy terugkom in die bar is daar ‘n kalkoen by   ons tafel, true my broer.

On the river the water was so low that when you  come to a rapid you choose which rocks you want to slide over, then the  nose of the boat catches in a rock and you go sideways, then you climb out of the boat, lift the nose of the boat of the rock en roei verder. Boet it was a mission – it was best that you do it with your paddling buddy that  you get dronk with, not with your chick or your missus, that would lead to  ‘n moerse huismoles.
To the organizing club JCC: the Vaal Marathon is an institution like the
Fish and the Dusi, you are to be commended for running the race each year.
We are currently enduring a drought so Rand Water was unable to give us a
water release. I will be back next year, and hopefully the water will be as
well.

Chris Rowe…..